Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.

by Phaqer February 20, 2022

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 16, 2008

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010