The biggest noob on the online first-person-shooter game Combat Arms. He thinks hes so cool and good but he's actually a hacking noob who has secret hacks that allow him to fly on the map "Kill Creek" and he has infinite ammo hacks as well. He has a youtube following but he just records himself not hacking then hacks in game.
Player 1: "Hey, have you heard of RafTheDude?"
Player 2: "Yes, I heard he's a hacking fag."
RafTheDude: I don't hack, stupid nobz. Learn to play. Look me up on youtube even though I just hack while not frapsing myself.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!