The one and only Christian is The Rizzly Bear. He has the most rizz out of anyone. He pulls baddies on the daily and loves a blizzard. Never in your life will you meet someone more handsome and just plain sexy than The Rizzly Bear. Girls throb when they hear his name. Rizzly Bear is just perfection.
I want The Rizzly Bear to give me kids right now, I just can't wait any longer.
A relatively hairy man who has flawless rizz and is over a rizz demigod. Rizzly bears usually reside in camp grounds where they will rizz up unsuspecting campers. When you are rizzed up by a rizzly bear it is referred to as being mauled.
Camper 1: “look it’s a rizzly bear!”
Camper 2: “oh yes it is, prepare to be mauled!”
Rizzly bear: “extremely rizztastic noises”
The ultimaterizzler, only to be rivaled by the Child Arrizler. A word used to describe someone who has stolen more than fifteen-sextillion virginities and has more than twenty-million boyfriends.
Ain't no way Marco thinks he's the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear. He's built like a toothpick.
When the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear entered the room, everyone ran away in fear of being rizzed up.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.