River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

River Tits

The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.

After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.

by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. September 21, 2015

tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

low-rider tits

a chicks whose tits are sooo saggy they're like a lowrider

dude! u need to tune into channel 9 now! theres this chick with the biggest low-rider tits on body work! They should make that set defect or something!

by The aussy Don September 23, 2005