Definitions by myCOCKadoodle

tits in the river 

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

tits in the river by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Hoagie hot 

Very angry.

I was hoagie hot when my friend didn’t invite me to dinner.

Hoagie hot by myCOCKadoodle September 16, 2019