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When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.
I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.
by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016
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The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.
After he took her home last night, SΓΈren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.
by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. August 14, 2015
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