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River Bro 

The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
River Bro by OGRiverBro June 28, 2018
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Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck
dick: Nice ricer fag, shits cash. Can you throw a fireball?
fag: Nice bro-rider dick- Hadoken!
bro-rider by VirginKing November 30, 2009

bro rider 

usually a hot dirtbike rider, who hangs with skanky girls. wears FMF shirts, saggie dikies, longs socks and skate shoes.
bro rider by kelci_89 October 11, 2008

bro rider 

A bro's truck which is a low rider.
"My truck is so low to the ground and is covered in skin stickers, i call it the bro rider."
bro rider by Caitland August 24, 2006

bro rider 

A bro's truck which is a low rider.
"My truck is so low to the ground and is covered in skin stickers, i call it the bro rider."
bro rider by Caitland August 24, 2006

Brown River 

The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.
Jimmy created quite a large brown river in the shower when he scrubbed his ass.
Brown River by Stains and Smears February 12, 2015

broomstick rider 

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!