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Rionaldo 

A little piece of shit who desperatly wants to be cool but fails at every atempt.

If your name is Rionaldo you probably also like getting pegged in the ass by BIG MUSCULAR MEN.
Steve: "Man this guy gets on my nerves, he is a total fucking loner fr (no cap)"

Abdi: "Yeah he behaves like his name is Rionaldo"

Steve: "Totally!" * Smacks Abdis juicy ass cheeks*
Rionaldo by HflodA May 25, 2022
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dirty ronaldo 

When the male ejaculates into the females ear.
Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".
dirty ronaldo by pancakesanta August 11, 2017

Ronaldonater 

Have you watched Ronaldonater? He's the best at osu.
Ronaldonater by joinednothing March 1, 2021
He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.
P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.
Ronaldo by Buddy52 January 3, 2017

Crister Ronaldo 

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi
Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

Crista Ronaldo Suwi 

when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy
*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
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Christiano Ronaldo 

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."
Christiano Ronaldo by jonaspepe September 30, 2009