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Rio Norte Junior High

Rio Norte Junior High is full of sad lost little bitches who think they're cool. They smoke weed and vape and yike to make it seem like they're cool when in reality their parents are too rich to actually give a fucking shit about their life. They will most likely become drug addicts and end up failing in life because their body is so used up and tired from being a slut. Girls and boys act like they're 20 when in reality they're 13 and 12 and really need to start acting their fucking age. There is only a small amount of good people who realise what weed and vape can do to you and they're treated like actual fucking shit. The 7th grade tree and 8th grade wall are both very fucking stupid. It does make you FUCKING COOL to smoke weed and vape it makes you seem like a FUCKING LOSER who will end up on the streets. Their parents don't give a flying fuck about their future and they don't care about how they will turn up.
Girl #1: why is she vaping?
Girl #2: oh, she's from Rio Norte Junior High School and her parents don't exactly give a shit
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Rio Norte Junior High School

School full of little mongo skaters, stupid myspace-whore girls; has the fucking most retarded school rules.
Mongo green diamond skater: Bye mom I'm gonna go get dressed coded by some douchebag riding in a golf cart at rio norte junior high school

Mom:Ok bye

*Mongo skater walks*

Fake annoying bitch girl: oh hey(yyyy) mongo kid *while she says this she is leaning over attempting to show cleavage with her flat ass chest, and holding her hands like shes doing the good morning stretch except they're pointed down, and when she finishes talking to the mongo kid whos probably wearing red pands, she raises her eyebrows and presses her lips together like a fucking alien.*
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