Ringripper

A poop / stool so large that it rips the skin of the anus as it exits.

Man, that dump I just had was a real ringripper.

Ringripper by WelshAl August 9, 2018

Ring-ripper 

Painful toilet experience

Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks like I just pulled a Ring-ripper!"

Ring-ripper by Danny Reynolds January 12, 2008

ringhopper

Someone who gets married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced over and over and over and over again.
They hop from wedding ring to wedding ring.

Damn, they've been married 27 times, they're such a ringhopper

ringhopper by anonymous November 19, 2022