When you go to the shitter after waiting a lifetime for a dump. The dump is so large, your opening tears causing you to squeel in agony as tears run down your face.
"Man! That was one Hell of a Rim Ripper!"
by Mr Plutonium July 5, 2009
When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds
1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk
2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!
2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!
by Scott Wiltshire August 28, 2005
To hide duct tape behind toilet paper, so that when used it tears through the flesh of their asshole.
by JPthebog November 29, 2016
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