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Ring of death 

A ring of hair around one's penis, about half-way up the shaft.
Guy 1:"Hey, does anyone else have a ring of hair round their penis?"
Guy 2:"You mean a ring of death?"
Guy 1:"I dunno."
Guy 2:"Give us a look. *shows penis* Yep that's a ring of death."
Guy 1:"Well do any of you have it?"
Guy 2:"No dude, no one else has that, you should get it checked out."
Ring of death by Duplolad January 12, 2013
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Ring of Death 

The red circle that appears around your Xbox 360 when it has loose cables or brakes down. The number of lines indicate the problem.
Person 1: Shit man, I was playing my 360, when the ring of death came up, now it's fucked.

Person 2: Yeah, I heard about that, that's fucked.
Ring of Death by AJD07 December 9, 2008

Ring of Death 

Not to be confused with Red Ring of Death, which is when an Xbox 360 console receives an error, and shows three of the four lights glowing red.

The Ring of Death, however, can mean many things; but in gaming terms (which is most often used) refers to when a video game disc receives a laser burn that revolves around the disk, which is parallel to the hole in the middle. It is very difficult to remove this and often results in the disc being thrown away.
Aw Damn it! I got the ring of death on my call of duty MW3 disc! Shit! Fuck! *Throws away*
Ring of Death by Ilisten2Metal June 15, 2014

Ring of Death 

A.K.A. A man's wedding band

These are usually placed on a man that for some reason feels that he would like to have his freedom takin from him.
Dustin: "Hey Jon, you want to go out with us tonight?"

Jon: "Naw man, I can't!" (Holding up his left hand)

Dustin: "Aw, I see! The Ring of Death has taken control and got you by your balls!"
Ring of Death by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Red ring of death

An omen of doom... it shows that your xbox360 just kicked the bucket
WTF!? Noooooooooooooooooooo, my xbox, damn you red ring of death, now I can't play fable 2.
Red ring of death by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009

Red Ring of Death

A form of error message on the Xbox 360. The Red Ring of Death replaces the Ring of Light, the green circle surrounded the power button. The red lights indicate a sort of error message and the number of lights and placement of them mean different things. The worst would be three lights flashing, with the top-right not illuminated. In this situation, it means the 360 is suffering hardware failure.

Comparable to the Blue Screen of Death.
Not the red ring of death! Crud, according to the online instructions I need to send my 360 in for repairs.
Red Ring of Death by Ben L. June 10, 2007

Brown Ring of Death

Squeezing out a rather toxic fart while iInconspicuously circling a person or group of people so that no matter where the person/people try to go they cannot escape your toxic butt fumes.
Guy 1: What is that smell?
Guy 2: -giggling-
Guy 3: You did NOT just Brown Ring of Death me!
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