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dick ring cheese 

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample
This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

Spicy cheese ring 

When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.
Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.