1. When someone makes fun of you and uses a horse sound and rapidly increases the frequency of the sound.
2. When someone uses the previously defined sound because they make fun of you and they did not like so they respond with some old over used jokes.
3. Making fun of someone for using old jokes with old jokes and the horse sound.
4. When someone hears someone say something somewhere between slightly dumb to absolutely retarded, and run to the nearest foreman to tell them.
5. When someone hears a story and has to hurry and tell everyone the story before that person can.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.