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right-sider 

A label used at the University of Southern Maine to describe someone who believes the right side of the cafeteria is somehow superior to the left. They are unwilling to accept people (mainly "left-siders") for who they are simply because they are not like them. Many freshman will quickly realize that the real world in full of diversity and labeling yourself as strictly "right-sided" should only be applied when talking about brain functions.
Joe: Man, do you see those left-siders over there?? They are so weird! I'm so glad I'm in my mid twenties and proudly call myself a right-sider at USM, the best school ever.

Pete: Joe, grow up. No one gives a fuck.
right-sider by thenosider November 19, 2010

right-sider 

A label used at the University of Southern Maine to describe someone who has the personality of a gopher. This term comes from the fact that many of these people sit on the right side of the cafeteria. Many freshman start their school career on this side, but as the years go by their numbers dwindle. This might be due lack of focus or motivation.
joe(a right-sider): hey! where'd pete go?
right-sider by centrist2 November 20, 2010

Right side of the dirt

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

Right side advantage 

an excuse for Jackson Merryman to say that he is better than his friends at Nidhogg.
Really he is a bitch ass and can't win a fucking game against the master Simon.
jackson- "Dude that is unfair, there is a right side advantage." Simon-" Just a fucking excuse u use because you can't win."

Looking at the right side of the grass 

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).
"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

Right side out 

Turned correctly, where the outer side is facing outwards. Opposite of inside out.
He turned the sweater right side out before putting it on.
Right side out by LBeningfield April 4, 2011