The act of a dude in the bottom of a Home Depotshopping cart hidden under store items, gives a blow job through the cart slats to the dude who pushes the carriage and pretends to shop.
Mars Man covered a random homeless man with tile, insulation, and a case of Round Up while he leisurely enjoyed a Rockland rickshaw.
The type of dude that you wish you were. This person is somehow good at everything and will be way more successful than you ever will. Although this person may be quiet at times, they can tend to get rowdy when you befriend one.
Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.