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ricardo garcia 

A runescape player that has small dick and loves to film himself masterbating while playing games.
That guys is such a Ricardo Garcia he's always on the computer.
ricardo garcia by Toomuch4u May 12, 2016
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Ricardo Garcia 

Ricardo Garcia Is a very talented sexually attractive Hispanic male individual known for making women wet with just his voice. The first ricardo was An ancient Aztecian cursed for lustful acts on so many women due to his attraction and was cursed with a twitch. However this is just a minor setback for the ladies. Typically even under age Ricardo Garcias will get attention from ladies in there twenties. Fun fact Soulja boy created “turn my swag on” based on his Hispanic best friend Ricardo Garcia. Ricardo Garcias are blessed with the gift of hustle and will never be deadbeat.
Holy shit Emma look at how cute Ricardo Garcia is. Emma: I know I screenshot all his selfies for self pleasure.
Both: moaning
Ricardo Garcia by Jusacoolnigga March 23, 2025

Ricardo Garcia Jr. 

Ricardo Garcia, Boocifer. The love of my life? The man I want to marry one of these days. The guy who makes me feel like a queen. He completes my life in every way possible. I never knew what love truely was until i met him, hes my one and only.

forever and fucking always.
I love ricardo garcia jr.
Ricardo Garcia Jr. by boootiful November 29, 2010
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