A rather hideous person who is also quite large.A rhinoserousausage wears umcomfortably tight clothing that exposes their rolls of fat that hang over their pants.Mostly applied to Puerto Ricans who wear tight "Baby Phat" or "Roca" and "Ecko" clothing.
Guy One:"Dude did you see the rolls on that girl,she looked like an obese gorilla!"
Guy Two:"Man...someone give her Jenny Craig's number and Dr.90210's address,'cause that girls a rhinoserousausage!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).