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Reverse Magician 

The reverse magician is the friend to whom the term “bros before hoes” has no meaning whatsoever. Accordingly, in a reversal of traditional magic (where a magician makes a girl appear or disappear on stage), this is the friend who is notorious for vanishing from your social group once a girl appears in his life, only to resurface once he is single again.
Man, I haven’t seeing Charlie in ages. I think he is pulling a reverse magician move because since he started dating Yolanda, no one has seen him or heard from him.
Reverse Magician by AG5000 October 22, 2013

Reverse Magic Jack 

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.
Reverse Magic Jack by 165er February 23, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004