reverse abortion 

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.

reverse abortion by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016

Reverse Abortion 

Where it is medically necessary to kill the mother in order to give birth and save the baby.

Did you hear about Sahra she got a reverse abortion yesterday and her funeral is tomorrow.

Reverse Abortion by m1241325345a3523412x February 13, 2019

Reverse Abortion 

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.

Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?

Reverse Abortion by anonymous January 24, 2022

Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease

When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.

Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.

Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011