A business transaction in which one attempts to correct a previous transaction that was catastrophically one-sided. In other words, an attempt to "un-fuck" a completely fucked-up deal. From the Latin "wtfomfg" meaning "Holy fucking shit! What the fuck have I done?!?!?"
After the Herschel Walker trade from the Cowboys to the Vikings (aka "The Great Train Robbery", see Herschel Walker trade on Wikipedia) was made, nothing short of a full reverschel could possibly repair the damage caused by this epically lopsided transaction.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!