A Reuter can be both an action and a person. The action involves piping a woman from the back, whilst reciting Josh Turner lyrics acting as though you are cleaning or "reutering" her cheeks. The man himself is an almighty God who drives through blizzards and picks up snow bunnies like it's his day job. This man happens to love balance sheets and income statements, and will treat you right while slowly debating whether your ROI is high enough for him.
Good lord almighty, look at that man, he can Reuter me any day.
Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.
A party that involves participants flashing each other in different types (e.g flashing nudes, flashing lights or speed cameras). The party has to involve speed cameras for it to be considered a Reuter Party. This originates from when Josh Reuter hosted a school party where the teacher’s were like speed cameras and that they would flash you.
Person 1: “Hey, I got invited the the Reuter Party!”
Person 2: “Me too! I can’t wait to get flashed by speed cameras at the Reuter Party.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.