A Reuter can be both an action and a person. The action involves piping a woman from the back, whilst reciting Josh Turner lyrics acting as though you are cleaning or "reutering" her cheeks. The man himself is an almighty God who drives through blizzards and picks up snow bunnies like it's his day job. This man happens to love balance sheets and income statements, and will treat you right while slowly debating whether your ROI is high enough for him.
Good lord almighty, look at that man, he can Reuter me any day.
Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.
A party that involves participants flashing each other in different types (e.g flashing nudes, flashing lights or speed cameras). The party has to involve speed cameras for it to be considered a Reuter Party. This originates from when Josh Reuter hosted a school party where the teacher’s were like speed cameras and that they would flash you.
Person 1: “Hey, I got invited the the Reuter Party!”
Person 2: “Me too! I can’t wait to get flashed by speed cameras at the Reuter Party.”
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.