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roto reutter 

The instigator of all that is good and evil. Can mystify you with witty rhetoric and unconrehensable "Texas slur-slang." Self claimed pimp and overall badass. Gives much respect to the Shiner and nothing and no one else. Will decimate your physical and mental make up if given the chance. Use extreme caution when approaching. But make no mistake, this Champion of chumps will go down in history and on you if the money is right. We love you.
roto reutter by g-unit October 21, 2004

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin 

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

roto router 

having anal sex with a girl you just met at a club in the clubs restroom while giving her a swirly
Yo,bro I just went all roto router on that girl at the club last night
roto router by bustahumphammer November 10, 2009

RotoReutered 

The equivalent of photoshoppery, but in this instance, the Reuters News Agency attempting to dodge having to take credit for allowing doctored photographs to make the news is inexcusable!
Look! Its a picture of Yasser Arafat walking around Tel Aviv! Man, it looks like some one rotoreutered that pic!
RotoReutered by Ironbrand August 9, 2006