Return Ticket 

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise

"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"

Return Ticket by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006