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When you tell a joke so retarded that you have to take a shower to wash away the new chromosomes you just acquired.
That joke was so autistic you have to take a retower.
Retower by FreedomBird H January 28, 2017
Continue something after a long time interrupted (usually school, restaurant,....etc).
Begin a new semester.
reopen by miyagi taisuki August 22, 2011
verb

to replace the towel under your door so that the scent of weed does not travel to the hallway.
Hey, could you please retowel the door after you come in so that it does't smell like weed in the hallway outside.
retowel by Weed_Man 420 February 11, 2008
to remarry to your ex spouse in a rush and on the sly; i.e., to "re-elope".
Have you seen Don and Annie lately ? No, but I heard that they flew to Vegas and reloped - crazy.
relope by T. Clark March 7, 2008

rethpekt 

Someone with a lisp who has difficulty saying "respect" will say "rethpekt" respect
"Rethpekt blud!"

Machiavellian reopening 

A reopening that makes people feel a sense of morale boost, like they are the ones benefitting from stores, businesses, and restaurants not being shut down anymore. Somebody starts a petition and all of a sudden everything is open again, yet nobody is questioning whether the one who started the petition might have had something to do with everything shutting down in the first place.
The girl was the one to start the petition that reopened everything. That is a lot of power for one person to have. Wouldn't it take the same kind of power to have everything shut down as well? It seems more like a Machiavellian reopening than a true morale boost.