Retinasad

When your retinas are sad.

Camille used retinasad in her scrabble game to beat her cousins

by roseblade December 30, 2023

Retrasado

spanish translations for retard.

Aldo: Why do you keep smacking yourself in the face?

Stu: ¡¡I'm a retrasado!!

by Señor Española October 8, 2009

Retinasexual

When you are attracted to someone’s retina regardless of gender or gender identity

When I looked into Randy’s beautiful retinas I knew that I didn’t care about anything else. I was a retinasexual

by Retna567 September 3, 2021

Detached Retinas

Going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (Resulting injury; middle english origin).

Gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving Picardy Third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. He is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018