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Someone who is continually and repeatedly late or virtually never on time. Plays on the fact that there is an element of stupidity in frequently being late or "tardy" all the time.
John is retardy. I can't believe it! That's been everyday this week that he's been late for class.
retardy by theManiac January 1, 2009

retardly 

Variation of the adverb form of "retard," more commonly known as "retardedly."

Both "retardly" and "retardedly" are equally accepted as correct adverb forms of "retard" in colloquial English.
"But basically, when everyone is made to act retardly, it Introduction to Dance becomes kinda fun." (01/28/09)
retardly by Allan [for Cece] January 27, 2009

Retardcore

Retardcore is music composed out of lels rather than notes, or braindance music for people without brains, or the ability to dance
Person1: flushes the bass and hardcore dances grabbing beer and plays toiletar tunes

Person2: Wow nice avant-garde experimental abstract postmodern dadaist anti-pop retardcore TOIlETAR playin Tezzor

Person1: *plays toiletar of de amen break*

Person 3: yo hit de lels :^)
Retardcore by Snowblindraw May 16, 2018

retardacy 

A minor, usually temporary act of mental retardation, often seen in adolescents.
I wanted to call Buff, but thanks to her retardacy she left her phone here on the charger.
retardacy by CWWordford April 18, 2009

retardchode

Being a canadian fuck
Plague you retardchode
retardchode by 20An0nym0us20 November 17, 2020

retardchode

PIague is a retardchode
retardchode by 20An0nym0us20 November 25, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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