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Retardcore

Retardcore is music composed out of lels rather than notes, or braindance music for people without brains, or the ability to dance
Person1: flushes the bass and hardcore dances grabbing beer and plays toiletar tunes

Person2: Wow nice avant-garde experimental abstract postmodern dadaist anti-pop retardcore TOIlETAR playin Tezzor

Person1: *plays toiletar of de amen break*

Person 3: yo hit de lels :^)
Retardcore by Snowblindraw May 16, 2018
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Retardosexual 

A person who is attracted to a person with low levels of iq and mental fortitude. Attraction towards a dumb person.
Ben's in love with that dumb cunt. He must be a retardosexual.
Retardosexual by Iwas9 July 10, 2019

retardware 

1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.

2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".
retardware by Korgmeister August 2, 2006

retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.
Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?
retardicorn by Memeperor February 12, 2021

Retarderet 

Er ligesom din ven der hedder Jeppe.
"JEPPE! DU ER RETARDERET!"
Retarderet by Rasmus Andersen February 28, 2016
a retarded person who can't be described in detail
Yo mama is a retardork.
retardork by Brian February 3, 2004
someone whose personality can't be described
retardork by yolee February 4, 2004
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