Retard Jon 

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

Retard Jon by dopelemon June 11, 2020

retard jones 

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

retard jones by kalisz June 14, 2010

retardon 

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."

"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"

retardon by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

Retardondo 

A weird way of saying retard. Used commonly in elementery schools located in Texas because of its high number of mexicans.

girl: Ricky is SUCH a retardondo!

Retardondo by Cherry On Topp December 28, 2005

Retardondo 

The word you use when someone is being a total and utter retard that you can’t string together a sentance to tell then that

Duncan you retardondo

Retardondo by Ddahnke06 February 10, 2020

Retardone

A dead retard.

That retardone needs a gravestone made of paper mache.

Retardone by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

retardmonger

someone who is intentionally edgy because they think they're cool but are just really cringy

"God, that kid on CSGO was being such a retardmonger"

retardmonger by that_one_melon_guy January 14, 2019