A technique for the sport Hacky Sack in which involves one player shaking his foot in a violent manner to prevent the footbag from touching the ground.
by evilwar October 02, 2008
Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.
Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'
by Chris_Wright September 25, 2009