Resistard 

A Resistard is a person who is overly zealous for their support of Palestine that they will downplay other wars and atrocities committed by other regimes that isn't Israel with asinine Whataboutism of "Genocide" of Palestinians. They are extremely whiny and does not take the blame for the fact that were the reason for the lost of Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.

Person A: "Can you believe what's happening in Myanmar? Total nightmare."

Resistard: "Sure, but nothing compares to the genocide in Palestine. Honestly, if you’re not talking about Israel, you’re missing the real issue here."

Person A: "Okay, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t care about other human rights abuses…"

Resistard: "Sounds like you’re a Zionist apologist. No wonder Kamala lost."

Resistard by MM_LeWarBad! November 6, 2024

Reintardation 

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.

There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.

Reintardation by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009

tech resistant 

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

tech resistant by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

French Resistance 

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

French Resistance by RichWI October 3, 2007

Inanimate Resistance 

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

Inanimate Resistance by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019