1 definition by thehumburger

n. A person who shaves theirself, or at least their vagina or penis area, completely bare.

adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.
I like a chick's pussy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl I hook up with is a reptile.

Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy.

The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.
by thehumburger March 20, 2010
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