When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.
Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.
by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019
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A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.
Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013
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After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.
Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.
by StanleyCT September 17, 2021
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when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man
george got remoted today!!”
“holy shit that must’ve hurt”
by JamesCharlesCock September 24, 2020
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A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
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a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
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LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!
by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018
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