A strong component of the anti marshmallow movement and trusted member of the Mallow Resistance. Must commit at least one Marshmallow hate crime worthy of jail time, in order to be awarded the office and highly coveted white armband of a Remallowist.
You: Hey buddy, sweet armband where did you get it?
Buddy: I thought I told you, I'm a Remallowist. If I told you I'd have to kill you!... Down for a campfire?
You: (unknowingly and innocently accept)
Buddy: I thought I told you, I'm a Remallowist. If I told you I'd have to kill you!... Down for a campfire?
You: (unknowingly and innocently accept)
by Fresh and Tasty May 8, 2021
Get the Remallowistmug.