Relationship Condom 

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.

Relationship Condom by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021

Condimented relationship 

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.

What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?

Condimented relationship by forever creepin' December 29, 2021