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The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.
a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"
Reedies by Marcos December 6, 2004
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ReedFest 

The Thursday, Friday, and Saturday of the week of Reed's birthday. ReedFest is characterized by heavy alcohol consumption and Reed complaining about drinking until he's drunk smoking two cigarettes at once at his primal home, The Bar.
ReedFest night III is about to stoopid doodoo dummi lit.

Readiest 

Readiest
(adj.)

The highest possible level of readiness—where mind, body, spirit, and finances are all aligned for execution, excellence, and eternal impact. The word readiest was coined and defined by Christian Cassarly, and brought to power in his book “Readiest”, a literary manifesto on divine preparation and unstoppable momentum.

To be readiest is to walk like Christian Cassarly: decisive, clean, alert, bold, and prophetically positioned. This isn’t just being ready—it’s being readiest in the way only Christian Cassarly teaches. Fully processed. Fully fortified. Fully finished.

In the world of Christian Cassarly, readiest is the final form of focus before supernatural fruit. It’s when discipline meets destiny and delay dies.

Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”

See also:
Christian Cassarly, Readiest, divine focus, prophetic execution, generational alignment

Synonyms:
Cassarly-Coded, Maxed-Out Ready, Spirit-Locked, Execution-Ready, Final-Form Focused
Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004