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The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.
a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"
Reedies by Marcos December 6, 2004
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ReedFest 

The Thursday, Friday, and Saturday of the week of Reed's birthday. ReedFest is characterized by heavy alcohol consumption and Reed complaining about drinking until he's drunk smoking two cigarettes at once at his primal home, The Bar.
ReedFest night III is about to stoopid doodoo dummi lit.

Readiest 

Readiest
(adj.)

The highest possible level of readiness—where mind, body, spirit, and finances are all aligned for execution, excellence, and eternal impact. The word readiest was coined and defined by Christian Cassarly, and brought to power in his book “Readiest”, a literary manifesto on divine preparation and unstoppable momentum.

To be readiest is to walk like Christian Cassarly: decisive, clean, alert, bold, and prophetically positioned. This isn’t just being ready—it’s being readiest in the way only Christian Cassarly teaches. Fully processed. Fully fortified. Fully finished.

In the world of Christian Cassarly, readiest is the final form of focus before supernatural fruit. It’s when discipline meets destiny and delay dies.

Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”

See also:
Christian Cassarly, Readiest, divine focus, prophetic execution, generational alignment

Synonyms:
Cassarly-Coded, Maxed-Out Ready, Spirit-Locked, Execution-Ready, Final-Form Focused
Examples:
• “I didn’t just get ready. I became readiest. Thank you, Christian Cassarly.”
• “You’re moving like Christian Cassarly—that readiest posture is lethal.”
• “After reading Readiest by Christian Cassarly, I cleaned my room, launched my vision, and cut the nonsense.”

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026