Marcos's definitions

TC

Guy with abysmal musical taste who spends all his spare change on sweets from Costcutter, runs to lessons, sells crappy earrings, goes to the cinema alone, associates only with Mirek and spends large amounts of his time hidden behind a giant book.

Look at TC - look at him go! hehe!

He's such as TC! Just look at the size of those manbreasts.

by marcos April 7, 2005

Mirek

Polish, Communist, deadly, armed and Russian - this guy is not one to mess with! Hangs out at the fez alone, visits games workshop every day, commits at least one murder every week as an act of spiritual renewal.

Miiiiiiiiiiiirek? Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirek?!! Dinner's ready!

Stop swearing at those politicians, you Mirek.

You're such a Mirek! Did you have to go and be sick in my toilet? What a Mirek.

by marcos April 7, 2005

pigeon

Used as a term of address to describe someone who you view as an asexual being - neither male (Lord) or Female(Lady). One of the three terms of address - Lord, Lady and Pigeon. Often abbreviated to pij (which is in turn often mis-spelt "pidge").

Dave: Greetings, my Lord!
Bob: Yes, me pigeon!

Chalmers is a pigeon.

by marcos April 7, 2005

TTP

short for "Total Package", as heard in the Usher song "TTP"

You should be lookin' for a TTP
Now that I know the difference
That's all I'm tryna be with
Somebody that keeps it all in together now
I'm living better
Since I found my total package

by marcos April 28, 2006

sancha

A sancha is your second lady. Not your wife, or your girlfriend, but your number two. If something were to happen to your wife or girlfriend (i.e. freak accident) your sancha would be there to wipe away your tears.

ex #1 "My wife is a prude in bed, but my Sancha...woo wee...she's a freak! Its like that whole yin and yang thing!"

ex #2 Me: "I can do things with my sancha that I just can't do with my wife."
Friend: "Like what eh?"
Me: "You know like sending her home, or anal or stuff like that"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

schwack

To masturbate or jack off or spank the monkey.

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

nigga lip

When you take a hit from a joint or blunt and you slobber all over it and leave it all wet for the next person.

"oh man, why you always gotta nigga lip it foo? Here man, you hit the pipe while we finish this blunt...chump!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004