Marcos's definitions

heems

No definition in general. Just a word which you put after any word to make it sound better.

Brian H. be getting that chop-heems!

by Marcos January 28, 2005

bithug

A ruffneck dude who likes banging female pussy and manpussy.

Bithugs realize that a hole is truly a hole.

by Marcos May 13, 2005

pigeon

Used as a term of address to describe someone who you view as an asexual being - neither male (Lord) or Female(Lady). One of the three terms of address - Lord, Lady and Pigeon. Often abbreviated to pij (which is in turn often mis-spelt "pidge").

Dave: Greetings, my Lord!
Bob: Yes, me pigeon!

Chalmers is a pigeon.

by marcos April 7, 2005

Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.

"Grits, dude. How's the day?"

by Marcos December 6, 2004

snickerfits

To snort and snicker uncontrollably at the same time.

Dude, she totaly having a snickerfits.

by Marcos February 26, 2004

sancha

A sancha is your second lady. Not your wife, or your girlfriend, but your number two. If something were to happen to your wife or girlfriend (i.e. freak accident) your sancha would be there to wipe away your tears.

ex #1 "My wife is a prude in bed, but my Sancha...woo wee...she's a freak! Its like that whole yin and yang thing!"

ex #2 Me: "I can do things with my sancha that I just can't do with my wife."
Friend: "Like what eh?"
Me: "You know like sending her home, or anal or stuff like that"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

dookie

Refers to bomb ass dirt weed. When you have herb that ain't chronic, but it still gets you high as a mo-fo, its dookie.

Damn, took a while to get all the seeds out but this dookie is the $h!+.

by Marcos February 22, 2004