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A Redneck Piece of White Trash 

Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts

Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts

Likes to shoot his guns in the dark

Likes to hang out in the trailer park

Has got used tires and in good shape

Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape

Who are you to tell them they got no class?

They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!

Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo

Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos

Likes drinking beer while working on their car

Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard

They like to burb and they like to fart

They like picking up girls when they go to walmart

They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass

Every night they go to bed with a buzz

They dream that they are drinking

They wake up and they are

They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead

They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed

They like to fish and hunt when their drunk

They like to have sex in the back of their truck

You can tall them rude and crude and crass

But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

They like to dip and they like to spit

They like talking on the phone while taking a shit

They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?

Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar)

patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012