Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.

David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!

Red Paper Bag by Mike and David November 10, 2008

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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