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Red Lantern

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When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern
Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern
Red Lantern by poopersc00per September 24, 2009
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red lantern alert 

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Beware of asian drivers, when one of them cuts you off or just does a dumb driving maneuver in front or beside you throwing your car in peril.
This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.
red lantern alert by Sparebear75 May 11, 2007
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NARP

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
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