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Red's homoeroticism

When a young man of around seventeen has red hair and bails on his friends to go into missori options, ariving at school and 7:30 and leaving by 10. during the period in which his friends are at school, ie us, for another 4 and a half hours, he sits at home drinking flat soda and masturbating to slightly homoerotic pornography.it is a sedentary lifestyle, that consists mostly of consuming delivery pizza and bailing on friends to make pathetic attemps to score with girls 5 years his minor. if any of your friends start showing signs of red's homoeretocism, please, blow his head off.
oh shit dude, charlie is starting to get lazy and itch us alot....he might be coming down with red's homoeroticism, wheres thye deagle? we have a mission.
Red's homoeroticism by INFURlATED November 9, 2010

red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real

“Oh yeah, definitely”
red’s theory by shustudent1 October 5, 2021

Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.
Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.
Santa's Big Red Sack by JayTree January 19, 2008

Winfield Red's 

A tool of the derelict,if a full pack of these 16mg bastard durries was smoked through virgin lungs it could possibly kill.
Coloquially shortened to Winnie Red's.
Cunt #1: That guy is smoking Winfield Red's, wearing Adidas Snap Pants and sporting an 8/10 mullet factor.
Cunt #2: Yeah, must be a westie.
Winfield Red's by Diego December 7, 2003

marb red's 

short for Marlboro red's, probobley one of the worlds most popular cigarete brand
hey man can you pick me up a pack of marb red's?
marb red's by Volslang May 22, 2005

U.S. Red States 

Mostly non-urban portions of the United States typically with the lowest per capita income and education levels but the highest crime rates, divorce rates and percentage of the population that describe themselves as "Christian".

The term is derived from the 2000 presidential election where TV News broadcasts colored the US map with red for states carried by George W Bush. The term has become a shorthand for the conservative side of the cultural divide in the US.

In Red States, the Republican Party has co-opted the most extreme conservative position on cultural issues and managed to conflate these issues with patriotism and family values.

Red State voters, while often the poorest, most ill-informed and least educated of the electorate vote against their social and economic self-interest because they view "values" as the measure of good governance.

The term is now expanded to describe a lifestyle and attitude that is anti-elitist and attached to American symbols such as the flag, large SUVs, NASCAR, Wal-Mart and country music.
See also Blue States
Mega-churches in the Red States distributed Christian voter guides to steer their congregations to vote for Bush in 2004.
U.S. Red States by clindsay September 18, 2005