Recto

When something is beyond perfect, when you want to emphasise how great something is. Stems from the phrase 'perfecto in the recto'. First used by 16th century monks, who hadn't seen a woman in a while. Best said in a short and snappy way, suggestively...

How are you feeling today? Recto
This cheese is recto.
Your bum looks recto in those jeans.

by alexarecto April 5, 2017

Recto

A place where you can lose our innocence without losing your virginity

I just went to Recto the other day and learned about sex.

by XinXin May 1, 2014

Recto-vaginal pouch

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.

I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021

recto butter

An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. Advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. Cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger butter the next morning. Otherwise a blowback to 70s butter. Bastardised use of the term rectum butter. Back in the day was called a 'kling on'. TUCKERS TIP: No matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow butter. Best removed by foreplay. sometimes called ass junipers

Mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto butter daddy always talks about?

No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.

by Afternoon delight September 26, 2007

recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003