Rectal Snorkeler Share definition Flag (pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr) noun. One who performs anilingus. Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum? Rectal Snorkeler by cumfucker December 19, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Rectal Snorkeler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch