Recreational Vesseltopia 

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.

Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS

Recreational Vesseltopia by Recreational Vesseltopia'er July 27, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008