Recovery Day 

The day in which after multiple nights of partying you take a day to rehydrate and prepare yourself for the next cluster of parties to come

Bro after this party we should consider a recovery day.

Recovery Day by Party hard, rest harder July 6, 2011

Anal Recovery Day 

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

Anal Recovery Day by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Two Day Recovery

When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.

I might need a two day recovery after that night out.

Two Day Recovery by BrokenDragon April 2, 2016