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record player 

when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.
yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.

Record player

It's recors
Coolest
👀
They spin
Muaic
Look cool
And show musicg
this record player show musicg
Record player by panthersox July 23, 2026

you are going to ruin your record player needle 

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

The record player 

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!
Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
The record player by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

The Record Player 

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.
The Record Player by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

The Record Player 

A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle
Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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