An idiot who has an IQ of 31 (Rebecca Black's IQ) or less who never heard real pop music but thinks Rebecca Black is the best singer ever. She pisses you off very quickly when you say "Rebecca Black Sucks" because she will say pop music changed and criticize older pop stars like Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and you would want to kill her by putting her head in the toilet.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.