Rearview Shock

n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.
Oh my God. That... is... a... guy.

Buddy, sit down. You're going into rearview shock!
by Cranky Neighbor August 05, 2010
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