Realestank

An analogy as to "real estate", yet referring to women instead of houses or property, making the comical inference that one would go and find realestank as opposed to the normal usage of real estate, as in finding property.

Bro 1: "Yo what's good for tonight??"

Bro 2: "We're going to hit up that natty light, crush a few, and find some realestank"

Bro 1: "Fuck yeaaaahhh"

Realestank by swagmaster2k11 October 22, 2011

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Réalistan

Réalistan is another name for the island of Montréal, a large city in Québec, Canada.

Other names include Real City and Mount Real.

Im going back to Réalistan tomorrow.

My boyfriend is Réalistani.

Réalistani's are so stylish.

Réalistan by SKnowledge April 2, 2011

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realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

realestatefinance by jerry November 5, 2004

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realestinferno

some guy who wants to fuck gnarpy and likes playing changed for a living

robert: did you hear about realestinferno?
soil: yeah, i heard he was a fag

realestinferno by That’s fuckin edgy January 27, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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