Real Sexual Bases

These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek

3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out

5. Hickey on Neck

6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Finger/Handjob

9. Blowjob/eat pussy

10. Sex

11. Sex with role play

12. Threesome

13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club

Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.

P2: Damn, how far did you go?

P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation

Scenario 2:

P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation

Real Sexual Bases by gutjop August 5, 2021

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Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.

1. Eye contact

2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek

4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout

6. Hickey on Neck

7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Makeout with shirts off

9. Finger / Handjob

10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy

11. Sex

12. Sex with role play

13. Threesome

14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club

P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.

P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro

Real Sexual Bases (RSB) by gutjop July 27, 2021

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